Freudian Slip! Haha, In The Real Estate Market Know Your Neighbor, but absolutely a good point. The real estate market is about relationship. Buyer and Seller and Renters and Owners.
If the real estate head honchos are reading only the part of the elephant dedicated to YOUR SIDE of the big fat, hedge-y, real estate animal…you’d read things like this (challenge: watch for oppressive language):
“Good Job You Head Honchos, Invest That!”
“Being A Real Estate Mogul Is Hot Right Now”
Or “Giddy Up Over Here Cattle Like Renters”
And “Here’s Your Easy Tips To Colonize The Planet As Though You Are An Alien”
If the real estate inhabitants are reading only the part of the elephant dedicated to YOUR SIDE of the big fat, edgy piece of the pie, then you’d read things like this (challenge: watch for nice-nice):
“Decorate Your Walls To Look Nice”
The elephant thing here is critical.
There were, for some odd or horribly tragic reason, there are three blind men walking through the jungle – which means a place with plant life and animals that no one owns….
And of course, the three blind men walk right up to an elephant, and try to take it (in?) with their hands…”Oh my goodness this animal is like a wall. It’s so big and tall. This animal is wall-like.””
And the next man who is blind, who was very PC, demonstrates BOTH/AND thinking so well and says, “There is this rope thing on the wall-like…and there seems to be tear…” No actually, PC man who was blind says, “There’s no wall-like! It’s just a ROPE! And it flicks. It’s a twitchy-lil-thing! Not wall-like.”
And the third blind man says, “You silly heads, no, we are in a grove of trees and there is no animal.”
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